Queer Merced » Mike Martinez

Help wanted

Mike Martinez — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 02:52:15 +0000

If there is anyone out there in gay Merced that is interested in blogging for Queer Merced please let us know. We don’t have a dedicated blogger for the Merced area and we’d love to have someone come on board and help keep this column fresh with content. Please email Mike at mike@queerlandia.com for more information. Thanks!

Visit Retro Lux in April

Mike Martinez — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:23:12 +0000

If you need your hair or nails done this month you should check out Retro Lux Salon. They’re one of our local sponsors and it’s their advertising dollars that keep our sites up and running and completely free of charge for our readers and supporters. They support the GLBT community and we should definitely support them in return! Click the photo below to make the jump to their website:

Got travel?

Mike Martinez — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:32:42 +0000

Rogue Festival is just around the corner (via Queer Fresno)

Mike Martinez — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 00:56:02 +0000

Sparking inspiration and igniting creativity! March 3rd to March 12th in the Tower District… … Read More

via Queer Fresno

Get your hair did!

Mike Martinez — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 01:54:57 +0000

Queer Merced has a new sponsor ya’ll!!! Special thanks to Retro Lux Salon for stepping up and helping support our local blog. If you need your hair did then you should check them out. Click the photo below to make the jump to their website! :-)

Wine And Chocolate! (via Central Valley Links)

Mike Martinez — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 03:19:33 +0000

Madera Wine Trail: Wine and Chocolate Weekend Where: Appellation California Avenue 7 Madera, CA When: February 12-13th 2011, Daily from 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. What: Wine lovers may purchase a Passport Wine Glass at any of the participating wineries both days of the event. Sample current & newly released vintages while indulging in delectable chocolate creations, special food pairings, local art and live music. For more information please call 800.61 … Read More

via Central Valley Links

What does a lesbian bring on the third date?

Mike Martinez — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 01:05:06 +0000

A U-Haul! Lol. It’s a joke but you know it’s true. On a serious note, guess who has a new girlfriend? Melissa Etheridge. Click the photo below to find out more!

Chris Rock on gun control

Mike Martinez — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:56:17 +0000

Worst movie ever

Mike Martinez — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:40:09 +0000

“You haven’t lived until you’ve gotten head from a vampire.”

Actual quote from Vampires: Los Muertos

Bar none, the worst movie…EVER. If you’re browsing Netflix, or your local Blockbuster, DO NOT rent this film! You’ve been warned!

Jon Bon Jovi is the lead actor? That should have been my first clue. Maybe I gave too much of a nod to John Carpenter’s name being attached to the production. No really, this movie was horrible. I didn’t even finish watching it and that says a lot from me. The head vampire chick is super hot but that’s about all I can say that was good about this cheesy, wet noodle of a music video (with no music) that they tried to pass off as an actual movie…

Click here to read more about the worst vampire movie EVER!!!